babe u ok
no don’t leave me
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
Rudolph the red nose reindeer, you’ll “go down in history”
dip n’ dots will make my panties drop
This was how you did it in 1995, guys.
What do you mean did?
do you ever feel like everyone is just sick of you
there has never been a more accurate representation of me ever.
I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes.
this kid is going places
i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun
Why do i get so flustered around cute boys? It’s like i forget that all men are beneath me