I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
his zipper is open
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
you are my new favorite person
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state
He also bought his horse from filming of Sleepy Hollow because he heard that it was going to be killed after filming.
He once recorded his voice asking a girl in a coma to wake up, because her doctor said it might help.
Say what you will about his recent movies or his mutually exclusive relationship with Tim Burton, You can’t say that Johnny Depp isn’t a quality human being.